From the Heart  ยท  4 min read  ยท  June 3, 2026

The house rules nobody told me about

Meet Lana's house rules. the ones nobody voted on, nobody agreed to, and somehow the whole family lives by anyway.

When Lana first came home, I thought I'd be the one setting the rules from day one. You know how some parents proudly say, "My child would never do that"? Well, that was me... except my child happened to have four paws and a tail.

Of course, we believe in training, structure, boundaries and good manners. But if you've ever welcomed a puppy into your family, you'll know that a sense of humour is just as important.

Before Lana arrived, the rules seemed simple enough:

At least, that was the plan. Somewhere along the way, however, things changed.

Without a meeting, a vote, or any formal announcement, Lana quietly introduced her own set of house rules. and somehow the entire family agreed to them without even noticing.

House Rules

according to Lana

All day. Every day. No exceptions.

โ€” Lana โ™ก
Rule 1  ยท  Ownership

If I like it, it's mine

Marshie curled up in Lana's dog bed
Marshie stretched out on Lana's dog bed with a blanket
Marshie, fully settled in Lana's dog bed. He never waited for an invitation. โ™ก

Whether it's a toy, a blanket, a sunny spot on the floor, or occasionally something that definitely wasn't bought for her. ownership becomes surprisingly flexible when a golden retriever decides they love something.

To my surprise, Lana wasn't the only one making rules. Marshie quickly decided that if Lana was getting new bedding and fluffy blankets, he deserved an upgrade too. Before long, he had claimed Lana's bed as one of his favourite lounging spots.

The funniest part? Lana didn't seem to mind at all. Most of us don't even argue anymore. We simply accept our fate and move on.

From Lana's human Watching Marshie stretch out on Lana's fancy dog bed while Lana contentedly naps on the sofa โ€” and neither of them seeing anything wrong with this โ€” is genuinely one of my favourite things.
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Rule 2  ยท  Real estate

If it's comfortable, I'm on it

Lana asleep on the sofa
Lana draped over the sofa arm
The sofa. Always the sofa. Golden retrievers have an extraordinary talent for finding the softest spot. โ™ก

The most expensive dog bed in the house? Ignored. That role was quickly handed over to Marshie, who seemed very pleased with his "upgrade," even if it was technically second-hand.

Meanwhile, freshly fluffed pillows, clean blankets and cosy bedding were far more appealing to Lana than the fancy dog bed we carefully chose for her.

Golden retrievers have an incredible ability to locate the softest spot in any room within seconds.

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Rule 3  ยท  Mealtimes

If you're eating, I'm sharing

Lana in her I Still Live With My Parents hoodie begging while a little girl eats toast
The weakest link has been identified. Lana is on the case. โ™ก

Not because they're hungry. Not because they're starving. But because they're convinced that anything being enjoyed by a human deserves further investigation.

Lana's strategy is remarkably sophisticated. She has carefully identified what I like to call the weakest link in the family. While she knows she's not allowed food from the table, she still positions herself nearby with perfect timing and unwavering optimism, hoping a crumb might accidentally find its way to the floor.

And somehow those big brown eyes make everyone question their own rules.

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Rule 4  ยท  Loyalty

If you leave, I will wait

Lana and Marshie sitting together by the window
The two of them, keeping watch together. โ™ก

This one isn't funny. It's one of the sweetest things dogs do.

Whether we're gone for five minutes or several hours, dogs often wait by windows, doors or favourite spots until the people they love come home. Lana is no different.

She knows when she's not coming along. When I tell her, "I'll be right back, okay?" she calmly turns around and settles into one of her favourite spots near the window. Usually, Marshie isn't far away.

Because Marshie is an indoor bunny, the two of them stay inside together whenever we're out. There's something comforting about knowing they have each other while they wait.

It's one of those quiet reminders of how deeply our pets love and trust us.

From Lana's human Coming home to both of them โ€” Lana's tail going and Marshie hopping over โ€” is the kind of welcome that makes every errand worth running quickly.
The things we once said we'd never allow somehow become the very things we treasure most.
From Life With Lana  โ™ก

The rule we all end up following

The truth is that none of these are really house rules. They're little reminders that life feels different when a dog becomes part of your family.

The toys scattered around the house. The fur on the furniture. The warm body curled up beside you. The routines you never planned but couldn't imagine living without. They slowly become part of what makes a house feel like home.

And if I'm honest, Lana can keep making the rules. I don't mind one bit.

From Life With Lana โ™ก

Although, for the record, obedience and good manners are still very important around here. At least that's what I keep telling her. ๐Ÿ˜‰โค๏ธ

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